I had a dream last night that I was on a secret splicer slaying mission in Rapture with the Luteces and I was trying to put some (very poor) moves on Rosalind and Robert kept cockblocking me by pushing me away with his dumb yaoi hands and arguing with me about Ohm waves (I don’t know). Rosalind got mad at us and told us to “stop being petty jealous science bitches.” Robert started pouting and I also turned into another Robert, which really made her mad and was apparently a bad move because she took my shotgun and said she’d go kill all the splicers herself.
last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
a romantic novel about two eldritch horror creatures in which the kissing scene is so abstract and horrendous, that instead of writing the kiss itself, the author interrupts the story with various articles about plant reproduction
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.