I lost my shit when i saw the last three omfg
so embarrassed I don’t wanna talk about it
MY FAVOURITE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS (in no particular order):
Morrigan (Dragon Age: Origins)
“Men are always willing to believe two things about a woman: one, that she is weak, and two, that she finds him attractive.”
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
Dove subversive photoshop ‘app’
Four for you Dove. You go Dove.
BEST. AD. EVER.
CANADA I KNOW WE DON’T SAY THIS ENOUGH
BUT YOU’RE ACTUALLY PRETTY AWESOME OKAY
yes relax i cook for u
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
|—||Matt Smith (x)|
|—||Cersei Lannister [to Jaime Lannister], A Storm of Swords (via incorrectgotquotes)|